Jokes!

1.How do crazy people go through the forest? ... They take the psycho path.
2.How do you get holy water?.... Boil the hell out of it.
3.What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? ...A stick.
4.What do you call cheese that isn't yours?...Nacho Cheese.
5.What is a zebra?....26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
6.What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?.... Anyone can roast beef....
7.What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?...One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.
8.What do you call a dog with no legs?.... It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.

Yeah! I know these Jokes are kind of lame. But I'll update this page with some good jokes soon!!